Yeah, this is kinda out of order. Whatever.
It turns out that my Speed Racer costume is still in Dallas. I didn't find this out until about ten minutes before I was due to be at the first party I was going to that night.
Luckily, I have just enough random stuff in my apartment to throw together a decent gangsta/hobo/Shaun White costume.
Here I am with Cinderella and a pimp: