We were talking about a bunch of camping stuff he had just bought and he started telling me about how he had been plannning to go hiking with this girl, but now she has a boyfriend who isn't too hot on her going camping with some other guy...
The end of the conversation (there may be some paraphrasing, but overall, it will be accurate enough):
Keith: "I don't know what I'm going to do now... I don't want my first camping/hiking trip to be by myself. That could turn out really bad"
Me: "I know right, now you don't have anyone to eat if it turns out you aren't capable of catching any food..."
Keith: "And trust me, I would definitly like to eat her."